by Jeff Ayers
Don't know about you, but I for one am ready to say goodbye and good riddance to 2008. Sure it was a fine enough year in terms of comics, SF, toys, and most geek things within Forbidden Planet's purview- none of which will I discuss here- in terms of quality and quantity. But I'll forever associate 08 with heartache, tragedy, crap, and scrappin to get by (both spiritually and physically). Some wonderfully good times, yeah, but were I to view the years of the Twenty-First Century in the parlance of our rarefied field I'd equate them to Star Trek TOS movies. You know: the theory that every other movie was a dud? Well, 2008 was my Star Trek the Motion Picture. Epic in scale, moronic in theme, dopey in its execution, utterly forgettable. And the main protagonist was a real jerkface.
Your past year may have been aces. Good for you. Wishing you well always. So much so, in fact, that Forbidden Planet is looking to do our small part in making your 2009 even better than last year. Among the many amazingly fantabular and downright bodacious events, business ventures, and quality product we're looking to feature in 2009 are two offers I'll announce right now, taking effect the first day we're open in 2009, Friday the 2nd of January. A new release comic day, to boot.
1. ATTENTION all Comic Book Subscribers in good standing with us, and FP customers with a customer number: Your discount off merchandise is no longer 10%. Nope. It's now a whopping 15% OFF everything, all the time. No waiting until you reach a certain sales plateau to get a rebate. No kidding. (Though it cannot be combined with any other discount schemes such as our Manga deals.) 15% OFF whatever you buy from us, whenever you buy from us. For those customers who do not subscribe to periodical comics thru us, and are wondering how one might get in on some of this action, please call or ask a cashier in-store for details on how to sign up.
2. We have another meaty discount treat for you fans of those gorgeous hardcover classic comics collections that adorn a whole shelving unit in our store. Starting 1/2/08, all Archives, Omnibi, and Masterworks from DC, EC, Dark Horse, And Marvel will be reduced in price from $5 - $10 Off. ALL THE TIME. That's anywhere from 10-25% off some of the greatest comic work ever created and that's pretty damn cool.
Forbidden Planet is poised and pleased to bring you all this great shtuff and a ton more in 2009, so keep your eyes on this space and on our website: fpnyc.com.
Finally, I'd wish you the best of luck in 2009, but we all know there's no such thing. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. Here's to makin it up as we go along the best we can!!!
jeffy
Friday, December 31, 2008
Unkiedev's Amazing Stuff
HORPY KNEU YARE!
I don't think of myself as a comic book columnist, more as a Gonzo Journalist of the comic book culture. This may explain why I'm currently elbow deep in shoshing cerveza and screaming Luchadore fans here in sunny Tijuana. Wait, no. That doesn't explain it at all. What am I doing here?
OOOH! El Tejσn Magnifico just delivered a twirling knuckle stomp on Lucha Loro's bloody digits!! WOW! Now it's a reverse brow-gouge to the thigh! I'll do my best to write about comic books, but the action here is pretty dang distracting.
BAT-TASTROPHY
So Grant Morrison has "Killed Off" the Batman. The prevailing wisdom regarding the question "How long will this last?" is best answered by another question: "When does the next Batman movie come out?" Still, Commissioner Gordon is going to flip on the Bat-signal for the first Bat-Time since Brucie's swan-song in this week's Batman #684, and I'm pretty darn curious as to who will be a first responder. I hope it's Kimbo Slice.
In other Bat-news, that insane hack Frank Miller has punished humanity again by squeezing another issue of All Star-Batman and Robin (#11) out of his creative mind and onto the face of his few remaining fans. This brings me to my next favorite subject of late, reading reviews of Miller's "The Spirit" movie.
"Miller tries drama, then comedy and when that doesn't connect he hopes his patented neo-noir effects and innovative sets will lull you into thinking this is genius," writes Gary Wolcott, pulled from Rotten Tomatoes. "The Spirit" has earned its place as one of the biggest critical and monetary comic book flops. When first announced at the San Diego Comic Con, Frank Miller's "The Spirit" was entitled "Will Eisner's The Spirit." Ah, delicious hindsight. Between All-Star Batman and the Spirit movie, one wonders if Miller will work in comics again.
Children, remember: If you see Frank Miller at a bar or convention, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT! He is a monster set to destroy all that is fun and right in our world. Shun him like a mouldy pear. Heck, throw one at him, if you've got it!
LUCHA LURCHING
Intermission now at the wrestling show. Anyone looking for a good place to drink cheap beer and watch two midgets dressed in carpet samples hit a grown man in the face with a chair could do a lot worse than take a trip south of the border. I'd say your two best bets are either Tijuana or Key West.
Or the world of Eric Powell's "The Goon." Goon #31 hits the streets this week, promising betrayal, murder and heartbreak...in other words, "It's Grrreeeaaaat!" Other top picks from Unkiedev is my predictable hawking of the latest issue of Madman (#15) and my not necessarily expected endorsement of IDW's Classic G.I. Joe TP VOl. 1. Ten classic issues of Larry Hama's original Joe adventures for the cheap full cover price of $20. Real good fun. Folks who were going to buy this book anyway should think about getting some old war trades, such as Showcase: Sgt. Rock Vol. 1 by the deservedly legendary Joe Kubert.
CAPTAIN MARVEL
Wolverine has three books out this week with his name in the title, not to mention x-books or guest appearances. He certainly is the "most prolific there is at what he does." We also get new issues of Incredible Hercules (#124) and Kick-Ass #5. Ultimate Hulk Annual #1 will get a glance from me...I'm not much of an Ultimate Universe guy, but it is (in part) Jeph Loeb and Ed McGuiness. Put those two on a Hulk book and I'll buy it every time.
In closing: Life is like a Luchadore match. Both are full of colorful characters competing for limited resources (Food, shelter, title belts) and both can end suddenly with a broken tequila bottle jammed into a jugular vein. Have Fun this New Year's friends. MAS CERVEZA!!
Friday, December 31, 2008
Marvel Knights Punisher: Closest thing to Preacher 2?
Recently I read all of Garth Ennis's run on Marvel Knights Punisher and I'm currently dawdling through the MAX series he followed it with. I suppose it wouldn't be right to write about anything Garth Ennis writes or has written without mentioning or comparing it to what is clearly his best and most popular work Preacher.
So here we go!
Through the Nineties the three part creative team of Garth Ennis (words), Steve Dillon (internal art) and Glen Fabry (cover art) created Preacher the tale of a Texas Priest with the same initials as Jesus merged with an entity that was one part demon and one part angel embarking on a mission to find and kill God. Why? Because in the world of Preacher it seems a lot like God is just an SOB who abandoned his creation.
The book was spectacular because it had it all - a character driven supernatural-western-thriller full of emotion, laughs and energy.
The Characters even the small characters were well written and never dull. Everyone had a story to tell from Tulip the gun-toting feminist ex-girlfriend, to Cassidy the Irish Vampire Bastard best-friend, to the sorry bartender who appears in one issue long enough to tell the tale of how he'd been chemically castrated by accident.
The book could make you laugh until you cried, but there was a deliberate and perfect balance between the hilarious and the tragically serious between the filthy and the romantic or the silly and the smart. You found yourself so caught up in the world of Preacher that you couldn't stop reading even though there are only nine books and you don't want it to end.
And when it's over, you were so f'n satisfying that you knew that can't end there.
So where do you go once it's done? Personally I tried Ennis's run on Hellblazer. I was working my way through the series anyway- and it was good. It hit on many similar themes to Preacher even an entity born of a demon and an angel and in parts it even had exactly the same creative team. I recommend it, but it seemed to me that Garth aimed for something more tragic and serious in his early Hellblazer run than he had in Preacher, so tonallyi t's just different; and though I hate to sound disrespectful of a writer (hell, a whole team) that I admire, it wasn't as good. Still good, but Ennis has done better.
Now I will say - I preferred Ennis's second run on Hellblazer collected in the trade paperback Son of Man. This time, Ennis just played it for sick laughs, and I laughed all the way through. In terms of humor, it was close to Preacher, but once again, Preacher just had that little bit more depth. I felt similarly about his Authority books for Wildstorm. Sick humor (in a good way), fun characters a good laugh.
Insofar as Ennis's work goes, I've settled on the conclusion that he's never matched Preacher. I'm not saying that's a bad thing Preacher was phenomenal and if you're going to peak somewhere, there's nowhere better to peak than with one of the best series to ever hit the racks.
No, he never matched it - but I found the closest thing to it in the place I least expected to find it Marvel Knights Punisher.
I'd avoided Punisher for a long time in spite of Ennis's long run on the character - because in the past I've found him to be a character that only sometimes works. Other writers have tried everything to make him more interesting over the years, from making him into a mob boss (what?), to turning him into some kind of gun-toting bible-zombie (don't ask), to most recently having him don a bizarre jumpsuit and start calling himself Captain America (
).
In fact, prior to last week though I've seen the Punisher tear his way across numerous Marvel titles with occasionally pleasing results I had only ever picked up one actual issue of the Punisher that I'd been thrilled with a first issue I picked up eight years ago
although for some reason I never continued to read the series.
Little did I know at the time that the writer and artist would end up being two of my favorites because the issue in question was issue #1 of Ennis and Dillon's Marvel Knights run.
Now technically, Marvel Knights isn't an adult imprint, so when I started to read it again I was expecting toned down Ennis writing. What I got was anything but. The characters can't swear, but whenever a hardened gangster says "motherlovin'", you know just what he really means. Otherwise? Same ol' sadistic Ennis. Body parts go missing, blood goes flying, people get eaten
it's a free-for-all and anything goes.
Sure, certain elements are recycled from Preacher such as a new comic-relief in the form of Detective Soap, the 'unluckiest cop in the world' (where alternatively, in Preacher, we saw the likewise incredibly unlucky Detective Tool) and en elderly female villain (like Jesse's Grandmother) who shares Herr Starr's tendency to incur drastic physical injuries. Though I was unsure about these similarities to begin with, after a little while I realised that it didn't matter. Sure, the themes are similar but they're executed in fresh and exciting ways; besides, right from the get-go, it appears that Ennis intended this book to be nothing other than an entertaining read.
This wasn't a book about the Punisher's character development, or attempt to become a better man in fact, it was anything but. He's as unchanging as a rock throughout the arc and that's what the Punisher is really about. This is why all the gimmicks they throw at him don't stick because being anything but the Punisher goes fundamentally against the character's core and fans will reject this. As Ennis writes, the Punisher 'sees the world in very black and white terms: solving his problems with utter finality. This is Ennis's formula for writing him and never waivers on this.
So unlike Preacher, the main character in Ennis's Punisher is not a beacon of moral stability. He's a tough soldier who insanely follows his homemade rules of conduct. You can't really condone what he does but for as long as you're reading it, it's fun to pretend that it's okay.
Like Preacher, however Marvel Knights Punisher has a diverse line-up of characters, from the sad, to the funny, to the heroic, to the pathetic and it's really these characters who wander in and out of the Punisher's world that make the book worth reading. I'm a huge fan of the unlucky, perpetually self-deprecating loser Detective Soap more unlucky than Oedipus and infinitely funnier
Then there's Joan the Mouse, a small, nervous woman who lives in the Punisher's building she's just a sad little woman living an unhappy little life and you find yourself hoping the best for her
Ma Gnucci probably the world's unluckiest crime-boss though definitely one of the hardest to kill
Sid, the gangster whose only real passion involves scuba diving around Brooklyn in a hunt for the elusive Giant Squid and many, many more.
As if to affirm that it's an in-continuity book, there are various guest appearances of characters like Daredevil, Wolverine, Spider-Man and Elektra (there's at least one more, but I don't want to give away the surprise) and generally, as if to still distance the book from other Marvel comics, something terrible tends to happen to these guest stars whenever they arrive on the scene.
As for the book's art, Dillon may not be all about style or flair but he captures the subtle nuances of emotion in Garth's witty writing. It's shown in the faces of his characters a Dillon specialty. I can't flick through an issue of Punisher drawn by Steve Dillon and not know when a character is saying something stupid before I even read what's in the speech-bubble. In fact, if I have to read page after page of characters just sitting around and talking- tested in one or two issues of both Punisher and Preacher with successful results- there's no better artist for the job than Dillon. If the goal of creating comics is about obtaining the perfect marriage between words and pictures Ennis and Dillon have nailed it.
Unfortunately, though he pencilled most of it - Dillon was on and off the book at certain times and instead there were various competent stand-ins to replace him (for instance, Transmetropolitan and Boys artist Darick Robertson).
The thing that struck me within the first few issues was that there had been this hilarious Marvel book on the racks for all those years without me hearing much about it. Occasionally a book like Ultimate Spider-Man or Astonishing X-Men will throw a funny line or issue at you and I discovered Warren Ellis's Nextwave when everybody else did but when it comes to comics it's still often rare to find a book that doesn't take itself very seriously.
Okay, so maybe it's not as good as Preacher but honestly it nicely fills the void left by Preacher better than anything else I've tried and I highly recommend it.
If you were wondering where you can find the Marvel Knights Ennis run, probably the easiest way to get all of it is to purchase the Marvel Omnibus (which is how I read it - birthday present) - but it's also available broken down in multiple trade paperback format.
Fans of Preacher who are feeling lost might also want to consider the following titles; Transmetropolitan, The Boys, Hellblazer: Son of Man, The Filth, Y: The Last Man and Wanted.
BTW- Haunted Tank also just revamped under the Vertigo imprint and I must say: it's very good.
Friday, December 31, 2008
Welcome To Shibuya-Cho
Welcome back Otaku-Land. I know last week we took a little vacation from our weekly updates, but thats okay because nothing really came out last week anyway, unless you're the one who's been waiting for Key To The Kingdom Volume 6. So I hope everyone had an awesome Christmas or whatever assorted winter holiday you celebrated and got cool stuff. And it looks like this week came just in time for Christmas money spending.
It also seems to be the week for manga based on animes with the releases of Burst Angel, Kyo Kara Maoh, and Fate Stay Night (the second volumes of each). And it looks like a week for video game manga too with Castlevania Volume 2, StarCraft Volume 2, .Hack//G.U.+ Volume 4, and finally the release of the awesomest yaoi RPG in Japan: Togainu No Chi premiers. That's all I can write for now, if you made it this far then you noticed some of the more...extended articles this week. So, 'til next time!
Ja Ne!
Friday, December 19, 2008
It's still slippery
Three really choice hardcover books have released in the last few weeks- reprints of some of my absolute favorite comics of all time- and it's those I'd like to feature here to keep on your radar...
Archer & Armstrong First Impressions by Jim Shooter (w), Barry Windsor-Smith, and Bob Layton(a)- If comics were the movies this would be considered one of the all time great Buddy movies. This is comics' Butch and Sundance. Reprinting the classivc Valiant comics #0-6, this was top of the pile reading for me when I was 14, 15 years old... and is again!
Archer, spiritual Walker of the Earth in a Kung Fu/Pulp Fiction-type way, encounters Armstrong, the centuries-old immortal wanderer who spends his time drinking, fighting and spinning tales of his hedonistic adventures throughout history (think Falstaff, only immortal-er). Mayhem ensues.
Featuring a complete script and interview with writer/Valiant maven Shooter, some of Windsor-Smith's best non-Conan pencils, and a new cover by Michael Golden, I cannot recommend this book enough. It astounds that I forgot how much I adore this title. And if you think I'm gushing in admiration now, wait'll they get an Eternal Warrior HC together.
Camelot 3000- by Mike W. Barr (w) and Brian Bolland (a). Again- my highest possible recommendation. Artist Brian Bolland, icon of Batman the Killing Joke, 2000ad, and thousands of comic covers fame, turns in one of the great performances of his fabled career with this early 80s series. All gussied up in sexy HC format with a new cover and conceptual art galore!!! You'll love the story, too. It's Camelot. In the year 3000. Just buy it.
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century v.1 1929-1930. Phillip Nowlan and Dick Calkins' seminal comic strip is lovingly reproduced here. These are some of the most influential, terrifically imaginitive cartoons of the 20th Century. While I have some problems with the book itself (e.g. where the hell are the artists' credits on the crappy cover?!?!?!?!), the strips contained within are important and fun as all hell!!!
A Holiday Season Note
If we're temporarily out of something you're looking for remember to seek employee assistance- there's gobs and gobs of other cool and recommendable stuphs in Forbidden Planet for you to gift away. If you need anything feel free to track down an FP sales associate and we'll jump through hoops for you. Literally!!! This will be my fourteenth Christmas season at Forbidden Planet, myself. I know the stores wares and can suggest gifts for anybody on the planet. I won't be taking a day off between now and then so, to appropriate the opening monologue of the A-Team, if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find me, maybe you can utilize my knowledge. Just ask...
Have a Fantastic Holiday Season,
Best Wishes,
and Be Excellent to Each Other,
jeff
Friday, December 12, 2008
Unkiedev's Amazing Stuff
Many of our dear Forbidden Planet customers may be so enamored of the printed media that the nuances of that glistening system of tubes know as the intermanets escapes them. This is a correct attitude. There is nothing online but porn and heartbreak. HOWEVER, It may come as a surprise to hear that Forbidden Planet, as well as some of the better/worse comic shops of Manhattan were recently profiled in a cute column on Comicbookresources.com. You can find it here: http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id 069
It lauded our spacious and courteous staff, and praised the absence of Jeff on that particular day. The article dropped a compliment to the Weekly Planet, stating that it was both "free" and "available." I take my compliments where I can get them, thank you.
I bring this up mostly to thank you the readers. As we wind down another year of Weekly Planet publishing I want all of you to know how much I appreciate you bothering to read the Planet, and my bizarre ramblings especially. The Weekly Planet is a "labor of like," and we couldn't do it without you. Your eyeballs complete the life journey of a Weekly Planet. Thanks!
ON TO COMICS
I'm a Dark Horse fan for sure, but why shouldn't I be? This week they're printing up the latest adventures of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in her 20th issue, as well as letting Richard Corben take over the pencils (albeit briefly) in Conan the Cimmerian #6. Richard Corben is the legendary Heavy Metal artist most recently seen drawing Hellboy: The Crooked Man, and an Unkiedev favorite. DH also has the Beanworld Holiday Special by cult cartoonist Larry Marder. Beanworld is odd, fun stuff. If you like the weird and silly, give this one a try.
This week Image has "America's Snappiest Comics Magazine," Mike Allred's Madman #12. I love Madman, always have, but if you want a real treat for the eyes go pick up ANY of the X-Force/X-Statics trade paperbacks Mike did with Peter Milligan. The Milligan/Allred runs on these two titles will live on as one of those monumental writer/penciler teams. Every issue was golden.
See how I go from a three-dollar comic to a ten-dollar trade paperback? That's called an "Up-Sell." On the DC front we have Keith Giffen's continuously unusual Ambush Bug #5, and lots of wacky-doin's over in Robin #181. Supergirl #36 is out this week, continuing that books long held tradition of terrible, awkward covers. Bad hair day, Supergirl?
And the Mighty Marvel books of the week include the hilarious Age of the Sentry #4, (AMAZING book! Every issue is a fantastic ride into a silver aged gold mine!) Mighty Avengers #20 and Dark Reign, the Secret Invasion tie-off book. What If? has been having a Runaways/Young Avengers match up as a back up feature for awhile. I didn't know, either.
Magicman Archives Vol. 1, Richard E. Hughes (W), Pete Costanza (A), Dark Horse
This book looks really amazing, though at $60 I'm going to have to wait till I can get it half off at the New York Comic Con. The premise is a turban wearing, magic based super hero combats the red Chinese in Vietnam. He can't let his platoon buddies know of his secret identity as The Magicman! Wearing no shirt and seemingly having no shame, Magicman looks to be the kind of off-the-wall comics they wisely don't make any more.
Magic and capitalistic propaganda? Sign me Up!
Friday, November 28, 2008
Unkiedev's Amazing Stuff
As I've explained countless times to the florescent imp who steals my mail, whom only I can see named Grezzmoo-moo: I live in a cave, in a swamp, in who-the-heck-knows-where. It takes me many a weary mile to drudge through the alligators, midges and hissing snakeys of my 'hood to get to the Forbidden Planet. Half the time I wonder if it's worth it. This week, however, I might have to make the trip twice just to carry all the amazing books!
Let's just start with comic books I need this week involving colons in their titles. First up is Hellboy: The Wild Hunt #1 from Dark Horse, continuing Mike "Hollywood" Mignola and Duncan "Idaho" Fegredo's soon-to-be-legendary run on Big Red. I wouldn't miss reading this book if it was printed it on a live cobras. With leprosy, even.
Also with stratifying punctuation are Transformers: More Than Meets The Eyes Vol. 2 TP from IDW and Spawn: Book of the Dead TP from Image. Both of these books have top writers and artists illustrating the characters of their respective fictional worlds. In the case of the Spawn TP, these creators are Steve "30 Days" Niles and Ashley "I'm an Australian, Not a Woman" Wood. These titles do not skimp on content. The Transformer's book is 260 pages plus!
And the list of books with large colons just keeps pouring out! Top Cow has Paul "I Reinvented Superhero Cartoons" Dini's yule-tide trollop "Jingle Bell" referee a bout 'twix her pappy and the undead in Jingle Bell: Santa Clause vs. Frankenstein. I buy any comic book with Frankenstein, and any comic book that promises that big jerk, Santa, might get wholloped in the whiskers. I asked for "Love-A-Lot Bear," not "Funshine Bear" you ho-ho-ham-head.
And finally, to round up the gaping colon count-down is Marvel's new book Marvels: Eye of the Camera #1, the sequel to Marvel's classic Marvels, and Xena vs. Army of Darness: Why Not? #2. Phfew, it's as if my wallet is a stuffed with delicious, limping rabbits and the comics industry is a ravenous wolf.
MAKE 'EM MAD
Xena vs. AOD is one of the books I might get to infuriate beloved creators. It's on that internet that Bruce "A Chin That Could Launch a Thousand Ships" Campbell is irritated at Dynamite Entertainment's line of Evil Dead books as they are unauthorized by him or Sam Raimi...a.k.a they see no cash off their likenesses and labor. DC has the Watchmen: Absolute Edition (even more colon!) reprint this week, plus the reprint of Watchmen #1 at only $1.50. Alan Moore, if he was dead, would be spinning in his grave if I bought these owing to his public chagrin at DC and Warner Brother's hype machine behind the unauthorized Watchmen Movie.
COLON-LESS
I hope my wallet's bulimic, 'cause it's also got to cough up the dough I'll need for these non-colon related titles: Marvel Zombies 3 #3, New Avengers #47 and the grand finale to the big Marvel event of the year, Secret Invasion #8...where "Steve Rogers" Captain America wakes up in bed next to Bob Newhart's wife and says it was all a kooky dream.
DC has a trinity of not to be missed titles this week: the new Haunted Tank #1, which Grezzmoo-moo and I have been looking forward to all Fall, Sandman: The Dream Hunters #2 (what is up with comic's love affair with COLONS?) and Batman #682.
WORST COVER OF THE WEEK
I wanted to give worst cover of the week to the Punisher X-Mas Special. Don't get me wrong, I love the Chris Bachalo original cover, but it's a big ole' let down as he's not doing the interiors. Instead I have to give the worst cover award to Cable #9. I am so sick of the Hulk King Sized Special #1 cover being parodied, homaged, ripped-off and referenced. At this point it's simply lazy penciling. SNAKES!
Friday, November 21, 2008
Wine Before Its Time
Big big week in new release comics this week, so we have much to go over. Consider...
Batman #681- Finally, the conclusion of Batman R.I.P. For those of you who have been following this storyline, and for those who picked up Bats: The Black Glove on my recommendation, this highly anticipated issue wraps up Grant Morrison's recent and amazing run on the title culminating in what's sure to be one of the year's most talked aboust floppy comics. What's the deal with the Black Glove? Just how much more trouble can the Joker cause? And will Batman live or die? This is gonna be epic.
Buffy #19- Finally, a new issue of Buffy! New installments of this Joss Whedon-written series bring a ton of you, mostly FP-curious customers into the store. Welcome here, folks! I know it's been a while since #18, but you may remember that our titular hero has joined forces with Fray, Slayer from the future, in the storyline "Time of Your Life." #18 was released so long ago I just thought you might need reminding. Next ish is written by Jeph Loeb and is slated to come out in a few short weeks on December 10th, so keep your eyes peeled and your fingers crossed!
Umbrella Academy: Dallas #1- Finally, Gerard Way and Gabriel Ba's terrifically sublime and bizarre Midwich Cuckoo-y super-team return in a brand new series. You might remember Gerard from such bands as My Chemical Romance, and Gabriel as the penciller behind Matt Fraction's delightfully surreal scifi spy capers in Image Comics' Casanova.
This week's sleeper backlist GN pick:
The Surrogates- by Robert Vendetti & Brett Weldele. The year is 2054, and life has been reduced to a data feed. The fusing of virtual reality and cybernetics has ushered in the era of the personal surrogate, android substitutes that let users interact with the world without ever leaving their homes. It's a perfect world, and it's up to Detectives Harvey Greer and Pete Ford of the Metro Police Department to keep it that way. But to do so they'll need to stop a techno-terrorist bent on returning society to a time when people lived their lives instead of merely experiencing them. I love this book, and with the film adaptation starring Bruce Willis slated to release next year you'll want to be the cool kid on your block who'll be able to say you knew this comic back in the day.
Burn Your Candle at Both Ends,
Jeffy
Friday, November 14, 2008
Unkiedev's Amazing Stuff
Like a swarm of slug oozing up your leg, here comes the freakin' holidays. I guess I'll get Dad a subscription to the Bucket of the Month Club, which comes with a free subscription to "Bucket Weekly," (America's oldest periodical on buckets and bucket related material since 1756). Mom needs a new ocelot, so I've got that covered. I know what my sister wants because she always asks for the same thing every year: a hand picked sea-pearl carved by diamond to be an exact 1/3,000 scale model of Gavin McCloud from "The Love Boat" to be sent back in time so it can be incased in Amber and then set, by Finnish Dwarves, in a tiara of finest white gold and lapis lazuli.
*Sigh*, if only the rest of my family was so easy to shop for.
MAKE MINE MERRY
I like to get my relatives comic books...especially my nieces and nephews. When the kids are wee nippers, just a rolling on the floor when their not in their cages, Marvel comics digests of Spider-Man Adventures or Archie Comics flagship digest: Archie Comics make sure fire stocking stuffers and gifts. Disney still reprints the classic Carl Barks Uncle Scrooge comics, which are ideal for young readers.
"But Unkiedev, " you say. "You are one brain-dead spaz, you know that?! My nieces, nephews, younger siblings and or children of my own are too old for such baby nonsense. They demand more sophisticated comics of a PG-13 variety. And would it kill you to comb your hair?!" I hear you, friend, and "No."
I would be as surprised as the Easter Bunny in a lobster pot if Forbidden Planet didn't have copies of Dark Horse's Umbrella Academy, or Top Shelf's Spiral-Bound for that well rounded minds you call your relatives. Heck, why not consider Marvel's Runaways digests, or even start them on the dark and life-destroying path that is manga by picking up a One Piece or Yu-Gi-Oh collection?
I can also recommend those gigantic telephone books of reprints to anybody who has younger folk on their gift lists who are inclined to super-heroes. Marvel's Essentials and DC's Showcase Presents are quite a lot of bang for the buck. Plus, if those tykes do time in the stir they can bandage these volumes under their shirts to make a sneaky shiv-protector!
"THE YOUNG AT HEART"
As far as your friends go, you would know best as to what they might like...but here's a tricky one. What comic books can you get girlfriends, parents or other borderline cases that know of your fondness for comics but have yet to be assimilated into our Borg-like collector's collection?
With the economy being what it is, we all need to stretch that gift-giving dollar. May I recommend collections of classic comic strips? The beautiful Peanuts hardcovers are readily available at F.P., and can be placed on a coffee table or bedside for enjoyment that lasts a whole year, or the amazing collections of Little Nemo, Krazy & Ignatz or even Calvin & Hobbes for corns sake.
WRAP IT UP
The thought really does count when giving gifts. By giving comics, strips or graphic novels you are sharing your own hobby, passion and life with those you care about. By giving comics to the younger people in your life you are hopefully igniting the same flame of fandom that got us into the comic shop today. We're going to need those readers if there's going to be an industry tomorrow.
One last piece of advice: The number 1 gift-giving gift to give this holiday season? The sure-fire, can't miss, couldn't stray, always-hits-its-target-with-deadly-force-when-employed holiday token to bestow upon friends and family you really want to "Wow?" The new collection of Garfield Minus Garfield. Trust me. You'll want it for yourself.
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Friday, November 7, 2008
All Nighter
Why the picture picture below? What's the picture below? It's one of two new register counters (what we're calling "pods") and it's the reason this article is minuscule. FP staff, myself included, and the pods' designers will be working overnight at press time to install these nifty new counters, so please accept my apologies for this truncated Weekly Planet. Know that there will be some other changes to the store- no more front counter (I'm taking a chunk of it home because I'm a sappy sentimentalist), comic subscriptions will be stored in file drawers at both pods, magazines will have a new home, and the books and graphic novel departments may look different. To tell you the truth, I'm still planning how things are going to work and where everything will go. But if we're good at anything here at Forbidden Planet, it's making it up as we go!
ps. Don't forget the huge back issue sale bonanza this coming Friday!!! ALL comics from DC, Marvel, IDW, Dark Horse, and Image released prior to October 1st 2008 will cost you a mere 50cents with the coupon below!!!! Remember when comics cost 50cents at retail and how many you could pick up at that price? Bring your lists, folks. Fill the gaps in your collection or try something new for two quarters.
pps. Also don't forget the humongous sale we're running on Saturday December 6th. Details are on the back of this newsletter. Or, if you're reading this online, the front page of www.fpnyc.com.
Bye!
jeff
Friday, October 31, 2008
The View From Above
Greetings from the mezzanine. I'm writing my weekly portion of this newsletter from Forbidden Planet's upstairs Manga/Anime/Gaming/DVD area. In fact, having spent the better part of this past work week from up here, I can easily say you look MAHV-alous! Gorgeous, radiant, beautiful... What can I say? I've learned in my long years that flattery will get me everywhere.
But, the overhead view of the store I have is poised to change drastically in the next week or so, as we're redesigning our counters on the main floor to serve you better. Don't be alarmed. Change is good. Complacency is the enemy.
I do need to inform you that, in order to facilitate this transition, our hours will change for two days next week. Monday 11/17/08 FP will be open 10am-8pm and Tuesday 11/18/08 12pm-10pm due to construction. Please adjust your schedules appropriately. New comics and graphic novels will NOT be delayed by the work.
Finally, be sure to be here Friday November 21st as all single issue comic books released by Marvel, DC, IDW, Dark Horse, and Image Comics released prior to October 2008 will be 50cents!!! Variant comics do not apply, but this deal is nonetheless HUGE. Now's your chance to plug those holes in your collection, or try out to that series you've been meaning to pick up, or to pick up some cheap wrapping paper (all my friends and family get their presents from me wrapped in comics from FP).
50cent comics! That's boffo! That's socko!
Ciao! jeffy
Friday, October 31, 2008
Unkiedev's Amazing Stuff
A bit tardy today, I know... both in arrival time and execution. Still This column mentions mummies quite often, and no one doesn't like Mummies. Except Abbot and Costello, I suppose.
COLUMN ATTACHED AND AS FOLLOWS:
Loyal readers will remember how last week I was deported to Siberia over a Halloween mishap. As we all know the world is a much different place this week and I feel a new man, changed inside and out. That's right: I've been transformed into a MUMMY!
And not your Michael Keaton "Mr. Mom" kind of mummy, nor even the Arnold Schwarzenegger "Junior" type mummy of old. NO, I'm talking full on "Mumm-Ra the Everliving" Mummy type mummy what with the bandages, curse and organs in canopic jars. OOOooh, What a pickle!
The details of this transformation would, no doubt, bore and confuse you, so let's just vow in the future to leave sleeping "bird-headed goddesses of protection" lie. If you see a shambling, dry and be-bandaged corpse shlump it's way into the store this week do not panic, it is only me ...or Michael Jackson.
Spectrum 15 The Best in Contemporary Fantastic Art, Under Wood Books
As a Mummy, my life and curse are eternal. That is why I like a fine art book annual to show me the latest and greatest in fantasy, sci-fi and comic book art from the past year. Spectrum has been pumpin' these baby's out for over 15 years now, and the quality of the art inside is astounding. John Jude Palancar, Frank Cho and Omar Rayyan make up some of the incredible talent within Spectrum's pages. From the comics world alone we have Art Adams, Arthur Suydam and even a piece by the late, great Mike Wieringo. Pirates, vampires, robots and zombies, all make their appearance, as well as top tier concept art from today's (and tomorrow's) hottest video games!
It's always a great time and serves as the nerd's indispensible coffee table book. Sure, there's cheesy pin up stuff from time to time, and things that would be better suited on the side of a 70's van... Heck, Joe Jusko also painted a particularly bitchin' lady in a white leopard skin bikini hanging out with other white leopards on page 76, if that's your thing. They have to sell the book, so they need to put the classy in with the clas-say every once and awhile.
I usually let Jeff plug the art books, but A) this one is too good to pass up and B) I'm a mummy now and can do whatever the heck I want...except get the sand out of my undies.
BOOKS OF THE DEAD
I'm just getting off the phone with my new architect. A swanky high-rise pad just won't do, now that I've gone mummy. I shall require a 70-foot high stone dodecahedron (pyramids are SO B.C.) to be buried in soft sand for hundreds of years. I have to remember to run out to the store to pick up some cats to mummify as well. Can't have a swinging mummy pad without mummified cats.
While I'm out I figure I'll also grab the latest issue of B.P.R.D. The Warning #5 and Buffy the Vampire Slayer #19, from Dark Horse. It's good to see what the enemy is planning. Razza' frazzin' forces of good! I may as well get The Twelve #9 from Marvel and 100 Bullets #97 from DC/Vertigo, too. That's has nothing to do with my enemies, those are just great books.
OH, Doomed I am to spend eternity sequestered in my living tomb! I'd better get some DVD's to while away the time. Forbidden Planet has copies of the new Futurama movie, "Bender's Game," don't they? I can't seem to remember...everything is getting hazy! ARGGG! The Urge to wander aimlessly throughout the countryside and murder all who disturb my crypt is getting strong! It's increasingly difficult to write with such clarity and wit! BLARGG!
Who knows if I'll be able to write another exciting installment of Unkiedev's Amazing Stuff, as I imagine my time will be spent limping through deserts and chasing Brendan Fraser. GRRRR! Ahnkie Dev-Ra Awakens! RAGHR! He demands Heroclix! ARg! Glarble! Marggglable Grraggle! RAAAAA!
Friday, October 24, 2008
Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service
a Review by Mark Denardo
The Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service is one of Dark Horse's best collected Horror Manga. It's a fun and scary book, with good plot, character development and art. Every time I want to pick up 1-3, they're sold out! [editor's note: that's because KCDS is incredibly popular here at FP; they are in stock now as often as possible from going forward -jeff] So, in lieu of numero uno, I will review #4, a really great issue. Parasites, aliens, bodysnatchers, paranomal detectives. Yay!
The KCDS story centers around a Psychic named Karatsu who can talk to
and animate the dead. They find people who were murdered or died with
unfinished business in the world of the living and try to sort out their affairs (for a
fee) so they can pass on. It has very Buddhist/ghost story style undertones that are pretty creepy.
One story in #4 is all about a "Bodies" style exhibition of corpses
who were kidnapped and killed for the sake of the business.
Another tale entails an alien preserved primate of Russian origin,
which has a extraterrestrial turn. Another story is about snails.
Snails?
KCDS feels really Scooby Doo sometimes and I like it alot. Only
characters suffer more serious dangers- being embalmed alive, turning
into a snail, supernatural booby traps.
Sorting out the dead and making money doing it is a hard job, and
surprisingly competitive. Reiji Akiba, the "gun-toting exorcist" of
Mail, another of the Dark Horse books, makes a crossover appearance.
Fortunately, the KCDS team are all experts in their discipline-
Dowsing, Embalming, Hacking, Channeling- and sometimes the dead pay
up front for their services. Don't ask how.
As with most Manga there is an underlying story developing, involving
the forces behind Karastsu's powers and a potential lineage of Itako
or "a shaman who can summon spirits at anytime and from anywhere,
including from the next life" (taken from Wikipedia).
Why are named after a Kurosagi, I have no idea. Either that was
explained in the first issues, or not as of yet.
Either way- Read read read read it!
Mark DeNardo writes 8-bit punk songs under the band Graffiti Monsters
[http://myspace.com/graffitimonsters], fusing ancient and modern
mythology in the noise/folk/punk/blues idiom. He also makes video game
music for the delicious Pixeljam games [http://pixeljam.com]. He lives
in Brooklyn, NY with a girl and two cats.
Friday, October 24, 2008
We've Gotcher Back!
"The act of buying comics in the 21st Century is a conscious, expensive and involved consumer choice. It is exactly those kinds of choices that are at risk during times of economic distress." -Tom Spurgeon The Comics Reporter
If you're like me you're 5'9" with black hair and totally rad.
Rimshot! Seriously: I was shopping for Chewbacca and Pippin's cat food and some other groceries over the weekend when I realized going to the supermarket had, over the course of about a year, become a regular exercise in shaking my head, whistling in disbelief, and swooning at the damage rampant inflation had done to my wallet. And I'm sure many of you as well have felt a similar crunch. Or worse if the extent of your familial responsibilities exceed two pain in the but, but lovable, kitties.
Point is I never want you, as a customer of Forbidden Planet, to feel so pressed. The material we sell here is meant to be fun, recreational escape from the realities of market-swooning. And though I feel the stuff we sell is nominally priced for the value it provides, I've got a few reminders and suggestions to keep your FP receipt manageable in these kooky times.
First, if manga's your cup of Sanka, keep in mind, remember, tattoo yourself if ya gotta, that we run two very special, everyday discount schemes on our immense and spectacular Manga selection. All Manga priced $9.99 of $9.95 are three for $24.99. That covers, like, ninety-eight percent of Tokyopop's library! All Manga priced $7.99 are 3 for $19.99. That's all your Naruto, Bleach, and Death Notes (and more!!!).
Second, to those of you with a comic book habit: I strongly suggest you open up a pull-list SUBSCRIPTION with us TODAY! It's free, with no hidden costs, easy, and saves you 10% OFF everything everytime you shop here once active. Simply go up to the front counter and request a SUB form. Fill it out on spot or return it to us later, listing at least five titles you'd buy on a monthly basis, and you'll be able to pick up your regular books before hitting the racks with no other commitments than to pick up your comics at least once per month. That's 10% off all the things all the time!
Third- If you're a college student remember to flash your ID at checkout to get 10% OFF all things all the time!!!
Finally, another way for you to max out your toy and comics' buying dollar is to make as informed purchasing decisions as possible. Forbidden Planet currently sports one of its better (i.e. knowledgeable, approachable, friendly) floor staffs in years, and their number one primary function is to serve YOU. Let them. If you're coming in cold, not knowing exactly what it is you're looking for or needing a recommendation, don't hesitate to ask. It's been awhile, a long while, since I overheard a bonehead suggestion come from one of these guys and gals. Likewise, I suggest you arm yourself with information. That's right, I wrote "arm." It's war on those shelves. There's waaay more comics/books/toys/merch/etc. out there fighting for territory on your shelves, and ours, than ever before, with hundreds more items releasing each week(!), and unless you're Daddy Warbucks your extra cash is finite. Check our website over the weekend to see what's coming Wednesday, read the thousands of blogs, reviews and news sites out there (I have my favorites and will key you in if interested), pick up the free weekly Comic Shop News--- whatever you've gotta do to get informed. The more money you save on NOT buying something that suits your taste is money you can spend on the good stuff!
Remarkable & Recommended Releases 11/5/08
1. Ultimatum #1 (Marvel)
2. Liquid City Vol.1 GN (Image)
3. Back to Brooklyn #2 (Image)
4. Absolute Sandman V.4 (DC/Vertigo)
5. Teen Titans Year One TP (DC)
Bottoms Up, Kids!
With Love,
Jeff
Friday, October 24, 2008
Unkiedev's Amazing Stuff
I thought my Alaskan Inupiat Halloween costume was pretty dang fabboo, myself. Unfortunately, the Homeland Security agents who hound my every step couldn't see the huskies through the teams, as we say. They thought I was a Siberian Yupik. Ha. As if. Anyway, the joke is on me, as the increased hostilities between Russia and Georgia has got everybody in H.S a little spooked They've adopted a " Zero Tolerance" policy towards Eurasia. Deported AGAIN, *SIGH*
My new Yupik family and I have been huddling for warmth and trying to open the first Arctic comic book shop. Diamond and I have been exchanging some pretty heated, though frost bitten, words. Seems they won't ship above the 20° latitude. To satisfy my customers I've been creating scrimshaw recreations of Final Crisis, and I've carved a totem pole that, when read right, recounts all of the Secret Invasion so far...but it's just not the same.
Sandman The Dream Hunters #1 (of 4), P. Craig Russell (W/A), Vertigo/DC
Umugak has requested I weave an intricate basket to recreate this issue, but we have to wait for the sea fronds to dry. In the meantime, I recommend one of you pick this up, if only to mail this to me. I can't really pay for the shipping, but I could make you a member of our tribe, and that way you could legally hunt Whale!
Neil Gaiman is many people's first foray into comics. With increasing Hollywood attention on his career this trend will only grow. His most beloved creation was Sandman, which along with Alan Moore's Swamp Thing pretty much invented the DC/Vertigo line. Even after Sandman wrapped up fans couldn't get enough! Sandman: The Dream Hunter was one of the earliest original sandman graphic novels post Sandman, and was writen by Gaiman in prose and illustrated by renowned Japanese artist Yoshitaka Amano (of Final Fantasy fame.)
Amano's original closing inscription to this first iteration of Dream Hunters says Neil and Amano's relationship would "...build and take many forms in the future...This is only the beginning." Sadly, such was not the case.
I loved this story. Dream Hunters is simple, elegant and illustrated by a true world master. I suspect, however, the prose tone and flowing ink style deterred many a mainstream American reader.
What would seem a tactless attempt to rebrand Dream Hunters for the Yanks will instead turn into a celebration of the original story under the pen of Sandman favorite P. Craig Russell. Russell is one of those rare comic pros who's career is long and substantial and who takes on the projects he finds the most compelling. I'm a Russell junkie, and would literally pick up anything the man did. It is with no hesitation I can say I am wildly excited for Russell to show Dream Hunters the love, attention and dream like quality he brought to his adaptations of Das Ring Der Nieblungs, Pagliacci and the works of Oscar Wilde.
SLOW IN THE SNOW
Otherwise, it's rather a slow comic week. That's good for my frozen fingers. Marvel has Dan Slott's Initiative Special out this week, always a smooth read for folks who dig cape stories with smart twists. I'm also going to pray to the great Raven, he who made the reindeer of his hair and the sea from his urine, to make me this week's Ms. Marvel Storyteller Special out of..I dunno, his eyelash? I've never bought Ms. Marvel before, but this one promises pirate versions of the Marvel Universe, and YES I am that easily impressed.
Nukusuk and I are REALLY excited for the this week's Lucha Libre #6! Out from Image and drawn by some of Cali's hottest professionals, Lucha Libre is that rare book of high talent artists having a blast drawing goofy stuff! There's also a NOT TO BE MISSED Lucha Libre TB out this week collecting issues 1-5.
Till then, I sit and await the harvest of the seals, the subsequent bladder ceremony, and word from my attorney and agent at the American Embassy. Next year I'm just going to dress as Sephiroth.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Hiya kids, I'll make it short and sweet this issue. You know those other plans you have for next Tuesday & Wednesday night? Break 'em. Your significant others will understand (in fact you can let 'em tag along!), that concert you're going to is probably gonna blow, there's no professional Curling on TV that night, and unfiltered awesomeness comes around so rarely in this universe that it'd be downright wrong for you to not ditch your prior engagements. And no, Plaxico, driving your kids to school is not an acceptable excuse for missing what are sure to be two amazing events.
Why should you alienate the rest of the world, if only for a few hours, those nights? Tuesday 10/28: FP presents an evening with CHIP KIDD to celebrate the launch of his bat-tacular new art book, Bat-Manga! The Secret History of Batman in Japan. Chip, the book's translator Anne Ishii, the book's photographer Geoff Spear and Batman-collector Saul Ferris will be discussing and signing copies of one of the year's sexiest books at The Strand bookstore down the block from us (828 Broadway @ 12th St).
So we got that goin for us, which is nice.
As nice as our Robert Kirkman signing next Wednesday 10/29 @6pm. Plan to be here as white-hot and wicked popular writer of such best-selling books as The Walking Dead, Marvel Zombies (1,2,& Dead Days), Invincible, Ultimate X-Men, Battle Pope, The Astounding Wolf-Man, and a button of other fine work joins us for a very special signing. Simple as that.
I solemnly promise: This will be the last time for the rest of 2008 in which I schill for FP events. Mostly cuz we ain't got anymore until 2009. In the meantime be sure all you Chris Ware acolytes pick up Acme Novelty Library v.19 IN STOCK NOW. Next week's issue: All Your Most Sincere Wishes Come True!
jeff ayers
Friday, October 10, 2008
Playing Catch-Up
Seeing as I've missed the opportunity to pimp new product in these pages the last few issues, choosing instead to use this forum to promote the slew of events we have coming up. Thus, I hereby present you with various items recently released that deserve, nay demand, to be discussed.
Comics/Books/Stuffs Bought, Read or Otherwise Enjoyed:
Four Eyes #1- single issue comic book by Joe Kelly (w) and Max Fiumara (a). How are ya gonna make a buck and help out the family when you're a ten year old kid in Depression-era NYC? Become a Dragon tamer!!! Great premise, with unquestionably and utterly magnificent art from the penciller of Warren Ellis' awesome zombie/subterranean monster epic Black Gas. You mom told me she'd be very disappointed if you leave here without at least picking this book up- and you wouldn't wanna let her down, wouldja?
Heart Shaped Box- novel by Joe Hill. A thoroughly creepy, downright scary, and deftly crafted ghost story. I haven't gotten chills from reading something like this since I was a teenager. Having had such paranormal experiences myself (that's not the shrooms talking... promise), I can honestly tell you- Mr. Hill describes the pulse pounding terror, the vacuous chill of such encounters so well I will only read this book on the train, in public, with plenty of people around me, so that when I look up from my book I'm reminded I'm still in the real world with nothing to fear. Well. That was all a bit of an exaggeration, but you get the hint. Also new, and recommended, from Joe Hill is the lavish hardcover of his sleeper hit comic series Locke & Key. Put both books on your Halloween reading list 2008. Then move them to the top of that list.
Books Not Bought Because My Money is Tied Up in Venture Capital, but are Noteworthy Nonetheless. Yeah, that's it: Venture Capital. Yeah.
The Night of Your Life- by Jesse Reklaw. The cartoonist behind the superb Applicant, conjures up this collection that turns the dreams of strangers into comic strip form. While this has been done before to various degrees of success, Jesse's ability to tell a terse but effective story are put to the test here, as the format is limited only four panels for each dream. Luckily he's up to the task.
Ghost World Special Edition HC- by Daniel Clowes. I think I've gone on record before as having said that I, snobbishly, much prefer my back issues of Eightball to the collections. I think Ghost World, Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron, and Pussey! work much better in smaller, easier to digest chunks as opposed to one-sitting stories. This new edition of GW, however, is borderline phenomenal. Featuring new and never before seen art, the original graphic novel, and the screenplay edition rolled into one sexy (and awesome smelling!!!) tome, this is the edition to adorn your bookcase for years to come.
Ex FP Employee Pete Bonavita ca.1999 as he's leaving the store: Alright, g'night everybody, I'm gonna go home and beat Zelda [the Ocarina of Time for N64].
Me, to his back from across the store w/o missin' a beat: That's exactly what F. Scott used to say when he left the bar!!!
Be Excellent to Each Other,
jeff
Back to Work, Ayers!!!
-jeff
Friday, October 10, 2008
SPX Edition
Assembled in a small conference room of the Bethesda, Maryland Marriot Hotel were the hard working women of men making up this years cr θme de la cr θme of independant comic books. I've exhibited at MOCCA and San Diego as well as attended multiple Wizard Worlds, countless Big Apple Cons and have appeared at every New York Comic con since they started. Until this past Sunday I have never gone to the Small Press Expo, though I will never miss one again.
And not just because, as many of you may know, the federalθs have put me in witness relocation in Baltimore, MD for testifying against Brucie "The Crock" Turnbull and a trip to Bethesda is both "low profile" and convenient. Shoot. I shouldn't have said that.
SPX
The SPX is like MOCCA but smaller and less pretentious. The fat seems to have been gnawed off of the bone, and what you have left is the leanest and meanest bunch of professional cartoonists hungry for work and creative expression. Almost every individual exhibiting at the SPX was a creator in their prime, ready to rumble, from old schoolers like Larry Marder (Whose collected Bean World is out now from Dark Horse) familiar new faces like R. Stevens and Forbidden Planet's own MK Reed mix it up with new blood like Devin Clark and Dan Meth, of Mammal and the web-toon "The Meth Minute" respectfully.
So what was "The best of the Bethesda best?" Keith Knight's "The K Chronicles" available now from Dark Horse is up there, and I bought a fun comic with an exploding brain called, appropriately, "Barf." Still, the book 'yer 'ole Unkiedev would put hands above the rest would be this little gem:
Crogan's Vengence, Chris Schweizer (W/A), Oni Press
Oni is beginning a series of extremely well illustrated historical adventure graphic novels by a cartoonist named Chris Schweizer. Mr. Schweizer was in attendance at the SPX selling the first volume of the series called Crogan's Vengence. It will be available at the end of the month, but Mr. Schweizer was glad to sell me an early copy. Moustaches open door, mates.
The Crogan books will follow one family through history. This first volume opens with the current generation of Crogans, a suburban father and his conscientious son who runs with a bad crowd at school. His father picks up his spirits with tales of their ancestors, and in this case their famous pirate relative "Catfoot" Crogan. Thick, organic black lines and a well-researched script make Crogan's Vengence an all ages delight! If you like pirates and graphic ink work you'll love Crogan!
BACK TO THE BASICS
I can't say enough nice things about Dark Horse. This week they have the Goon #29, B.P.R.D. the Warning #4, and volume 2 of their stellar looking Hellboy reprint editions. Gorgeous.
DC has the DC Comics Goes Ape trade paperback, in case you thought that "Marvel Apes" was an original idea, as well as Final Crisis Revelations # 3. First Super Girl got hit by lightning in the butt, then the Flash fought bees. This week, Batwoman's super panties are non-metaphorically on fire. You can always count on DC for the weirdest cover of the month.
Marvel's pulling out the monsters this week in prep of ole Hallow's Eve. Hulk fights Frankenstein in Hulk Monster Size Special #1, and robots fight zombies in the new Marvel Zombies 3 #1. Rounding it out is SI Inhumans #3 and the The Twelve #8..and I'm going to have to get that new Ghostbusters Manga from Tokyopop, too.
Don't tell Brucie I'm here, ok?
DEVc
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Harvey Award Winners & Other Sundry Notes
The Harvey Awards were presented this past weekend at the Baltimore Comic-Con. The Harvey Awards are one of the comic book industry's oldest and most respected awards. Named for innovative and influential artist Harvey Kurtzman (creator of, among othe notables, MAD Magazine), they are the only industry awards both nominated by and selected by the full body of comic book professionals. I personally loooove reporting on Awards weekends, as they afford me a chance to catch up on the billions of things I have going on here at FP, many of which I'll detail after the roundup. Please consider the fine works below when looking for something new or untried while browsing our bookcases....
* Best Writer: Ed Brubaker (Captain America)
* Best Artist: Frank Quitely (All Star Superman)
* Best Cartoonist: Darwyn Cooke (The Spirit)
* Best GN (Original): Scott Pilgrim v.4
* Best GN (Reprint): Captain America Brubaker Omnibus v.1
* Best Domestic Reprint: The Complete Peanuts
* Best American ed. Foreign Material: Eduardo Risso's Tales of Terror
* Special Award for Humor: Nicholas Gurewitch (Perry Bible Fellowship)
* Best Online Comic: Perry Bible Fellowship
* Special Award Excellence/Presentation: Russ Cochrane (EC Archives)
* Best Single Issue/Story: All Star Superman #8
* Best Hisctorical/Journalistic Presentation: Reading Comics by Douglas Wolk
* Best Cover Artist: Mike Mignola (Hellboy)
* Best Letterer: Chris Eliopoulos (Daredevil)
* Best Inker: Kevin Nowlan (Witchblade
* Best Syndicated Strip: Doonesbury by Gary Trudeau
* Best Continuing Series: All Star Superman
* Best New Series: The Umbrella Academy
* Best Anthology: Popgun, ed. by Joe Keatinge & Mark Andrew Smith
FP Event Dates of Note:
Wed. 10/8 2pm-4pm: Presidential Material Signing with the writers of IDW's Obama & McCain comics, Andy Helfer & Jeff Mariotte!!! Buy a copy, or ten, of the comics releasing that day (3.99ea) and get 'em signed here at Forbidden Planet. Simple as that!
Thursday October 16th: FP Night at NYC's most horrifying haunted house, NIGHTMARE, down on Suffolk and Rivington at the CSV Cultural Center. Last year our guest was Marvel Zombies cover artist Arthur Suydam, who signed at our table, walked through the haunted house with us, and participated in a whole mess of giveaways and promotions. Next week I'm gonna pull the trigger on what's in store for FP Night 2008. Watch for it. And don't forget to buy tickets in advance using the coupon on the back of this newsletter. Up to 15bucks off!
Tuesday 10/28 Strand Bookstore 7pm: FP is proud to once again co-sponsor another terrific event at our neighbor's fine establisment, this time featuring THE launch of Chip Kidd's new graphic album, Bat-Manga!: The Secret History of Batman in Japan. I've held this forthcoming tome in my hands and it is AWESOME. In 1966, during the height of the first Batman craze, a weekly Japanese manga anthology for boys licensed the rights to commission its own Batman and Robin stories. They were never collected in Japan, and never translated into English. Now, in Bat-Manga! hundreds of pages of Batman-manga comics are translated for the first time, appearing alongside stunning photos of the world's most comprehensive collection of vintage Japanese Batman toys. Chip Kidd, a graphic designer and writer whose two previous books about comics, Peanuts: The Art of Charles M. Schulz and Mythology: the DC Comics Art of Alex Ross won Eisner Awards and were national bestsellers, will discuss and sign Bat-Manga! at the Strand.
Wed. 10/28 6pm: THE Robert Kirkman Signing. The comics writer extraordinaire, author of such FP bestsellers as Invincible, Marvel Zombies, and The Walking Dead, graces this rockin store to sign comics galore. Looks like it's going to be another FP event for the ages.
Back to Work, Ayers!!!
-jeff
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
A Birthday Wish
If I had one birthday wish this year it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes this birthday the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
Y'know, if I had three wishes three wishes this birthday the first, of course, would be for all that crap about the kids, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for Forbidden Planet's first aisle to less jam-packed, crammed, and otherwise teeming with readers and shelf-leaners on peak hours; most notably new comic day.
Seriously.
Consider this an impassioned plea from FP's intrepid manager/buyer as he creeps into crotchety old manhood on the anniversary of his birth. Those stickers attached to the New Release rack? The ones that read, "Please be considerate of your fellow browsers by not blocking the shelves"? Those stickers were my idea and the theory behind them is my greatest birthday wish. That every customer that walks through that door is able to check out our new wares without being impeded by the inconsiderate loitering and unnecessary shelf blockage of a few patrons that ruin others' shopping experience.
Now I understand that FP has grown considerably the last few years, with thousands of new customers, hundreds of new books per week more than once were, and dozens of new and bulky shelving units. I get that. Every business wants to be the victim of its own success along those lines. Problem is our square footage hasn't grown. And it can't in this location. I also don't mean to come off as the "this ain't a library" retailer. Youse guys are more than welcome to peruse our books... within reason. Checking out a title to see what's going on in the Marvel Universe is fine. Especially if that's going to inform a purchasing decision. Reading one of every book in front of one of the busiest comic racks in the world during its busiest times is definitely NOT COOL. It's so not cool I'd produce an afterschool special about it if they made those anymore.
A lot of this comes from having been a customer here myself. I know what it's like to travel a long way back home and realize that you missed a new book you were looking forward to because some disrespectful "reader" was blocking a large chunk of the alphabetical run. That bites. Don't be that guy or gal. We're all friends here.
So next time you wish to look through something in that aisle I respectfully implore you to take your items and maybe move to another spot in the store. I implore you to come back at another time, perhaps a Thursday late evening or a Saturday morning when we're slightly less crowded and when you're less likely to disturb a fellow fan's shopping experience. Please.
If I had a fourth wish it'd be for all of us to have as amazing a Forbidden Planet experience as we can. Let's make that happen, huh?
Love Ya,
JEFF
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Unkiedev's Amazing Stuff
PENULTIMATE EDITION
It is with a heavy heart that I step down as a columnist for the Weekly Planet. I would like to assure my loyal readers that the rumors of graft, bribery and payola are mostly (well, entirely) true. I knew it was wrong to accept money from "Utensils Inc. Comics" in order to A) build an addition to my apartment and B) plug their fine, wonderful comics, such as "The New Melon Balling Avengers" (whoops! there I go again,) but I took their money anyway. I have made a mockery of my ethics and everything that the Weekly Planet stands for. For that I resign. This will be my second to last column.
BEES!
But hey, who cares, right? Flash #244 has BEES! Look at em'! I hope the Flash gives those nasty bees what for. Zip, Pow, BANG! Take that, bees! Now we know where all the bees have gone too, the Flash has karate chopped them all in their dang fool necks. KER-SPLAT!
This week has a new issue of Turok, the Native American guy who stabs dinosaurs in the face! There used to be a pretty darn good comic called Magnus, Robot Fighter. Vertigo has a fun little title (soon to be a Showtime original program) called The Exterminators (trade paperbacks available right here at the Forbidden Planet) about, you guessed it, professional bug killers. I like the single-minded antagonist/protagonist tactic here, and the hip spin on man v. nature (and robot,) but I want a different comic.
Week after week I want to read about the Flash fighting bugs. Let's change the name to "Wally, Bug Puncher." First he can take on the bees, then hopefully the wasps. I see him punching the bajeebus out of ticks AND fleas in a six issue miniseries. Maybe even a crossover with Marvel's bee-themed villain, Swarm? The Flash vs. a Nazi made of Bees?! THAT'LL up yer' circulation, DC.
NON-BEES
Many other fine comic books come out this week which DO NOT feature bees. I know you don't really care, but I'll break em' down. DC has All Star Superman #12, the conclusion of one of our generation's greatest super-hero tales told by the masters Morrison and Quitely. Yawn...no bees. There's also a spiffy collection of "The Phantom Stranger, " a real weirdo drawn by pre-Hellboy Mignola. At 144 pages, the chances of there being A bee in there is pretty good!
Marvel has apes in Marvel Apes #2, spiders in Amazing Spider-Man #572 and Sentrys in Age of the Sentry #1, but no bees. Shame, really. Yellowjacket might show up in Mighty Avengers #18, but I won't hold my breath.
TWO indie books to scope: Castle Waiting #12 and Glamourpuss #3. *sigh*
BEST OF TIMES
In non-bee related news (Or "nobeews",) Marvel also has Ultimates 3 #5 out this week. Limping across the finish line, the timing on this clunker couldn't have been better. In a week that sees the final issue of All Star Superman, what may arguably stand the test of time as one of the best comics of this decade, we have the finale to one of its undisputed worst.
Ultimates 3 was "big names, no story" as Jeph Loeb and Joey Madureira gave us an unfulfilling book typical of the Image 90's boom. Instead of tight pacing and political intrigue we have poorly motivated buffoonery. Character studies stood aside for generalization and one-dimensionality. Not even Bees would have saved this book.
Look upon your works, yee sinners, and despair.
AUTHORS NOTE: I really am leaving town, and I don't know if the magnificent WP crew have found a replacement columnist for me yet. Talk to Jeff and ask for a chance, if you think you got the right stuff. Good Luck!
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Smell The Glove
I want every and any Forbidden Planet customer with even a passing interest in Batman, or well-executed comics in general, to spend or squirrel away some money this week so you may procure your copy of Batman The Black Glove HC releasing 9/10. Collecting Batman #667-669 and featuring the talents of artist JH Williams (of Alan Moore's Promethea fame), Black Glove represents the best issues of Grant Morrison's run on the title so far and has quickly established itself as one of my favorite comic book storylines of all time.
The skinny is that Batman and Robin are attending a meeting of otherwise C-List superheroes called "The International Club of Heroes" on an private island in the Caribbean. Mayhem ensues as our heroes become embroiled in a memorable murder mystery that I can only best describe as Clue with dopey capes. What really shines here is the book's amazing execution: Mr. Williams' unconventional, thought-provoking page layouts create an ominous dread rife with symbolism and drenched in paranoia. Not to mention he draws a badass Batman. It's also a perfect visualization, in terms of storytelling, of a very tight, very intense Grant Morrison script.
Highest Possible Recommendation, but beware the murder stuff is pretty grisly (the murderer wears the face, skin and all, of his first victim fifteen pages in) so this is by no means an all ages Bat-book.
Also recommended this week:
I Kill Giants #2- by Joe Kelly (w) & J. M. Ken Niimura
Omega: The Unknown HC- by Jonathan Lethem (w... also a Brooklyn Book Festival attendee!!!) + Farel Darlymple and Paul Hornschemeier (artists)
Tron #6 (Guilty Pleasure Pick of the Week!)
End of Line.
jeff
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Unkiedev's Amazing Stuff
Yip-Yippy Yee-HAW! Welcome to Unkiedev's Amazing Stuff, a weekly column in the Weekly Planet where this guy I know, Unkiedev, details comic books he deems spotlight-able. WHO is this Unkiedev guy, what are his qualifications? I dunno', no one has ever seen him.
Some say he stands 12 feet tall, and he has polybags for fingers so he keeps each page of a comic book acid free as he reads. Other say he's like a lizard version of Captain Kirk, only with glasses. The truth, I'm sure, lies someplace in between.
ANYWAY, lots of great books this week. Let's dig in to this thing like a hyperactive archeologist in a dino-graveyard! HERE WE COME, DINOS!
FREDDY vs. JASON vs. ASH TP, Jeff Katz & James Kuhoric (W), Jason Craig (A), DC
Ya like gross, ya' like funny? Ya' like film world's most iconic modern monsters? This one's for you! To be sure, TP DOES stand for toilet paper, but in this instance it stands for "Trade Paperback." TP's are the current lifeblood of the comics industry: Publisher's can sell more TP at a higher price point than a monthly comic, and it can constantly be reprinted with no further set up or production costs. Publisher's can also get these suckers in bookstores, or specialty shops like Hot Topic and Victoria's Secret. They sell comic books in there, right?
I highly recommend this book to all fans of horror movies, ESPECIALLY those who loved the Evil Dead flick
















